"We want you to order Scotch. It's the most impressive drink order. It's classic. It's sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It's not watered down with fruit juice. It's Scotch. And you ordered it."
“Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying ‘panties’? It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.”
"I could sit down with a bag of chips and French onion dip and go to town"
I think that if I came home with her standing there with a bottle of Blue Label, I would honestly think I died.

1 comment:
It said «It's not watered down with fruit juice.» But I'd use some milk...
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