This woman, well, just wow. Not only the look, but the attitude. And these quotes? Couldn't have said them better myself!
"We want you to order Scotch. It's the most impressive drink order. It's classic. It's sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It's not watered down with fruit juice. It's Scotch. And you ordered it."
“Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying ‘panties’? It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.”
"I could sit down with a bag of chips and French onion dip and go to town"
I think that if I came home with her standing there with a bottle of Blue Label, I would honestly think I died.